It was an ordinary sort of farm in Arizona. The kind of place where you'd have sexual relations with your parents and end up shooting someone.
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Name: Allen
Country: Ireland
Metro: Dublin
Birthday: 8/4/1986
Gender: Male


Interests: Film. Zen. Life. People. Philosophy. The Mind. Why Things Are The Way They Are. Lesbians. Smith. Tarantino. Rodriguez. Leone. Romero. Stone. Hitchcock. Lucas. Marshall. Burton. The Greats. Pink Floyd. Meditation. Comics. The Paranormal. Hunting Ghosts. Tea. Beanies. Being The Ultimate Comic Entity That Will Take On Anyone Who Says Otherwise.
Expertise: Giving You Info On Any Super Villain In Existence. Playing Guitar. Zenning Out. Video Games. Doing It In An Uncomfortable Place, Like The Back Of A Volkswagon...Go Kevin Smith...
Occupation: Student
Industry: Entertainment


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Member Since: 6/11/2004

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Friday, February 03, 2006

Hey, don't starve your dog!  If you do, I'll put you in a big bag and beat you with a swordfish.  A dog came in the other day that was wasted away to nothing.  I've got a strong stomach, but seeing that made me sick, and pissed me off.  Luckliy, the owners are going to jail, but that dog had to sit there and suffer for such a long time.  I brought her home with me, so she wouldn't be alone.  I fed her a special diet and did subcutaneous fluids, but it didn't help.  She died and the owners never called to see what happened to their dog.  That pissed me off so bad.  She had to die in my arms because someone didn't have the willpower to feed a dog.  It was locked in a bathroom for 5 weeks, while the people lived there.  I guess the moral of this tale is: Feed your dog, or else I'll send my flying monkeys to open up 101 cans of whoopass.

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I'm thinking about posting a pic of the dog on here so as to get my point across fully.  Not sure if I can though, it's post-mortem.

Other than that, the world is at peace.  I've been listening to tons of Journey lately.  I hope that doesn't mean I'm reverting back to 80's style.  If I start wearing acid wash jeans, bring the gun.  It'll be time to put the 80's warrior to sleep.


Thursday, January 26, 2006

Don't see Underworld: Evolution, unless you like Kate Beckinsale naked.  That payed for the movie, not the movie itself.

I played Whirlyball the other day.  That is truly the sport of kings.

I'm pretty sure either Anthony's cell phone is broken, or he has transcended to another plane of existence.  Considering the amount of "substances" he intakes, I'm pretty sure he's in another dimension.

My dad's the coolest.  He brought donuts for all of us at my job yesterday.  Thanks dad!  I think I'll keep him for another month.

I'm seriously considering opening a comic book store.  Probably not right now, but in the future.  Opening a small business is never financially secure, but I would be happy.  Then again, happiness is not what feeds my jabba the hutt like body.  Plus with transferring to another school just around the corner, it wouldn't be smart right now.  I also don't know where to open it up.  I know the want is out there, it's just the location as to place the new mecca for ultra-dorks that presents the problem.

I heard NASA discovered a new planet.  When I researched it, I found out they've also dicovered like a billion more, so that kind of brought me back down from thinking star wars could become a reality.  Oh, just to go a parsec in Han Solo's shoes.  Parsec. hehehe.  Casey, you are adored by nerds galore!

I'm gonna go to work and save animals lives for five hours.  Once 6:00 hits all the world's sick kittens and puppies can die, because I'm off the clock.


Tuesday, January 17, 2006

I wonder if I even have friends on this thing anymore...we'll see.

All will respond or they shall feel the wrath of Kissy and Larry.  If you're not sure who they are, prepare your soul, they will come soon.

One sees amazing things at an animal clinic.  Where else can you eat lunch and amputate limbs all on the same table?

Went back to the gym.  I plan to lose at least 260 pounds (putting me at -40).  I know I'll give up in a week but self- medicate with taco bell.

Lots of good conventions lined up for the next three months.  Not sure what to go as?.?.?

I did learn an important lesson at that workshop for gullible people.  Never play "hide the pickle" no matter how much fun they all say it is.  It sickens me to think that they would hide something like that in there.  I mean, hiding a pickle in a trunk full of crap is just plain weird.  Personally, I like to play bury the treasure.  Digging for hours just to hide a chest of gold; now that's a game!

I'm gonna go self-medicate with more taco bell


Thursday, September 01, 2005

Currently Watching
Leon - The Professional (Uncut International Version)
By Jean Reno, Gary Oldman, Natalie Portman
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So, I decided to come back.

Sorry, trying to move now, so the whole computer thing is sort of on the backburner.

I have done absolutely nothing with my life since I was seriously on here last.  It kinda sucks.  Yet at the same time, it is beautiful.

Went to the Blues Brothers 25th Anniversary Show.  They had 2 guys there dressed up, complete with a bluesmobile.  Pretty cool.

  I want this dog and I want to name her Peaches.

I love Stehv.  Too much for mortals to explain.


Thursday, August 18, 2005

Hey.

More later.

I'll be back tonight.

Bye.



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